Well, no, I didn’t, but some reporter did. She gives us the scoop, noting the important fact that Obama didn’t even sweat!
I hear he poops solid gold, too.
Kidding aside, you can think he and his policies are exactly what this country needs, but you have to admit that this kind of fawning, teeny-bopper meeting heartthrob coverage is irritating, and not a little creepy.
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