Just like last year, I’ll be live-blogging the Super Bowl. GO PATS!
6:36pm EST: Clever fire-breathing Bud Light commercial.
Nice Godfather spoof by Audi. Sweet looking car!
So far, so good for commercials. By what are the Pats letting the Giants go down the field? Must be lulling them into a false sense of security.
6:45pm: 3-0 Giants? Seriously? Not cool man.
The Roxbury Brothers?! Good job Pepsi!
Nice fascist commercial for Under Armor. All hail the Might Leader of Sweaty Clothes!!
And, just in case you want to watch Super Bowl commercials, check out this MySpace page. Yeah, they had a commercial about commercials. How post-modern.
6:58pm: Pats on the cusp of scoring thanks to some blatant pass interference.
Cute Bridgestone commercial with screaming animals.
First “Ick” moment with a commercial for a new Fox show Unhitched. He licked a baby’s head.
7:01pm: TOUCHDOWN PATRIOTS!! 7-3, Patriots.
Wanted looks like an interesting movie.
DEREK JETER?! Bleh.
I freakin’ hate GoDaddy.com.
A FedEx commercial with giant pigeons.
A fight to the death in a car commercial for Cars.com. Almost.
Tide: Silence the stain. Pretty funny.
7:10pm: That should have been offensive pass interference on Hobbs, but now the Giants are in the Red Zone again. But offensive delay of game.
7:13pm: INTERCEPTION PATRIOTS! Good job Hobbs. Karma’s a pain, ya know? (See above.)
“Animals working together always makes great TV.” –My brother upon seeing the Bud commercial imitating Rocky.
7:18pm: Pats can’t capitalize and punt.
Kinda clever Toyota commercial with flesh-eating otters.
Napoleon used GPS? So says Garmon.
7:21pm: Eli is darn lucky he didn’t lose that messed-up hand off. But then they go 3 and out.
A very disturbing CareerBuilder.com ad, with a walking heart. Whoa.
Thriller!? With lizards! Thanks Sobe Life Water.
Stupid anti-drug ads.
7:27pm: Brady god sacked twice?! HELLO?!
Sisyphus stars in a hybrid GMC commercial.
Bud Light tries to go the foreigner-dating angle again, with mixed results.
The announcers just brought up that Randy Moss hasn’t been passed to in this game. What the heck guys?!
7:36pm Bradshaw apparently forgot that he was playing football, not baseball. Nice try slugger!
Prince Caspian! Booyeah!
Unibrow?! Second ick of the night. Thanks Planters.
Sir Charles! Nice, T-Mobile.
7:40pm: Justin Timberlake getting beat up will never get old. Thank you, Pepsi!
Doritos with a giant rat. Nice.
7:53pm: End of the 1st half. Pats still on time, 7-3. Pats better bring their A game in the 2nd half if they want to win.
And for your halftime entertainment:
8:19pm: Excellent halftime show.
8:25pm: Hopefully, Belichick will bust out the videotapes for the 2nd half.
8:30pm: Pats can’t do anything to start the half. Bummer.
Cars.com has another commercial, this time with a witch doctor.
Shaq-Attaq as a jockey. I love it. Thanks Vitamin-Water.
8:34pm: Pats challenge that the Giants had too many men on the field. It’s close.
Bud tries to do the caveman thing.
Carmen Electra can’t act. Too bad Icebreakers.
Bridgestone tries to call Richard Simmons after sparing Alice Cooper.
CareerBuilder.com has another creepy commercial with Jimminy Cricket being eaten by a spider. Whoa.
Giants: 12 men on the field!! SUCKAS!!
8:41pm: Tom Brady sets the record for most completions in the Super Bowl: 85!
But Pats turn it over on downs. Ugh.
8:44pm: Hyundai has a nice self-conscious commercial.
Toy Story talks about Wall-E! Looks great!
8:52pm: Giants can’t make anything happen on their drive.
Jumper looks interesting. Sort of.
E*Trade does a cute commercial with a baby buying stocks.
Bud Light causes you to fly. Like the fire-breathing one above.
9:01pm: Still 7-3 Pats.
Super NFL Commercial: Texans are in the Super Bowl. Kinda.
Boring JetBlue commercial.
Boring US Trust commercial.
Boring Toyota commercial. C’mon guys! It’s the Super Bowl!
Sunsilk thinks hair defines the woman. Huh.
Balloon Underdog vs. Balloon Stewie Griffin for a Coke. But Balloon Charlie Brown gets it!!
9:11pm: Touchdown Giants. Grr. 10-7 in the 4th.
Bill Frist and James Carville are friends, thanks to Coke.
Men driving children’s toy bikes. Toyota commercial.
Don’t Mess With the Zohan with Adam Sandler looks interesting.
9:20pm Pats still can’t do anything.
Another baby commercial for stock trading.
Taco Bell amkes an appearance, but not a great one.
Big dog drinking water: Gatorade? Huh?
9:26pm: Pats barely make the stop.
Jackie Moon shills Bud. Funny.
Another self-conscious Hyundai commercial.
9:32pm: Welker sets a record for most catches in a Super Bowl!!
9:39pm: TOUCHDOWN RANDY MOSS! Pats lead 14-10.
9:45pm: Is Victoria’s Secret trying to steal Valentine’s Day?
Third ick of the night: faat guy drinks an energy drink, jump starts a car. Ick.
Is that Big Ben doing karaoke? Wow.
9:53pm: You’re killin’ me, Smalls.
9:56pm: SON OF A! Giants score, 17-14.
10:04pm: Giants win 17-14. Tom Brady is going to get mugged if he ever comes back to Boston. The Pats apparently just forgot that they were coming to the Super Bowl. Bunch of freakin’ idiots.
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