Preparing for the Worst

Wired provides the five things you’ll need for the end of the world. I’d add a shotgun and a bottle of booze, but that’s just me.

Filed under: Cool Picture, Education, End of the World, Zombies

Preparing for the Inevitable

ZombieSquad has lots of info on how to prepare for the upcoming Zombie attach. Including PSAs:

Their motto: “We make dead things deader.”

Filed under: Amazing, Current Events, Education, End of the World, Funny, Zombies

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

The question, asked and answered, by America’s Finest News Source.

Filed under: End of the World, Entertainment, Funny, Irony, Zombies

Human-animal embryo study wins approval in the UK

It’s a brave new world across the pond:

Plans to allow British scientists to create human-animal embryos are expected to be approved tomorrow by the government’s fertility regulator. The Human Fertilisation [sic] and Embryology Authority published its long-awaited public consultation on the controversial research yesterday, revealing that a majority of people were “at ease” with scientists creating the hybrid embryos.

According to the article, the researchers want to do this in order to get stem cells, which will heal untold millions with their magical incredible abilities.

Two things occur to me:

1. Have these scientists not seen a single science-fiction movie? Mark my words: in six months, the United Kingdom will be overrun with animal-human zombies bent on world domination. You heard it here first!

2. It’s been my understanding that stem cells theoretically can heal and cure people; that is, there hasn’t been any conclusive proof that stem cells can actually help people. Is this still true, or am I misinformed/uninformed?

Of course, whatever the answer to number 2 might be, scientists are still developing embryos only to destroy them to further their research. And the culture of death marches on…

UPDATE: This guy gets it:

But Dr David King, who works for research watchdog Human Genetics Alert, said: “We are not a pro-life group but creating embryos purely for the purpose of research turns the embryo into nothing more than a research tool and a source of raw biological material for experiments.”

Filed under: Anglosphere, Current Events, Health Care, Hippies, Politics, Pro-Life, Science, Zombies

Vampires in Canada?

And I thought all we had to worry about from the Great White North (eh?) was Socialists and Quebecois!

No word yet on the Canadian living dead.

Filed under: Anglosphere, Current Events, End of the World, Zombies

Top Fifteen Conservative Horror Films

Little late for Halloween, but maybe keep it around for next year?

Filed under: Entertainment, Halloween, Movies, Zombies

So You’d Like to… survive the rise of the undead?

Here’s all the stuff you need, all conveniently available from Amazon.com!

Go ahead, laugh at my preparations for the undead apocalypse. You can laugh up to the point when a ZOMBIE EATS YOUR BRAIN!

Filed under: Funny, Zombies